January 2010
Describe Mai in three words. Bashing. My. Friends.
Thanks, Eddie.
@iam-mai
smellslikeawesome:
You already said you’d be yourself, it’s a repetition to add that you’d abuse him a lot.
Sigh, I know. :D
Anonymous asked: Mai, how would you get a guy that you like to notice you?
Little piece of sssssssister!
Mai › new number! says: *you are so retarded, phu. - мeghaи says: *<3 *i am your sister *hence some retardedness is shareed Mai › new number! says: *LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA *SCREW YOU
Top 50 oxymorons
smellslikeawesome:
katherine-t:
shootforastar:
warnthesun:
yerawizardharry:the-burrow:tamburina:
50. Act naturally 49. Found missing 48. Resident alien 47. Advanced BASIC 46. Genuine imitation 45. Airline food 44. Good grief 43. Same difference 42. Almost exactly 41. Government organization 40. Sanitary landfill 39. Alone together 38. Legally drunk 37. Silent scream 36. British fashion...
a real boyfriend
fuckyeahhlove:
heartsandhopes:
Don’t care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now. I don’t care if you are a guy or a woman . Just read this, it will make a difference. If only everyone could see this and understand it. When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough Kiss her and tell her you love her When she’s quiet Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you Give her your...
Anonymous asked: who am i?
smellslikeawesome asked: I know you hate the ice cream theory or whatever, but I've got another point.
There are people who are lactose intolerant, right? So they can't really have ice cream so much as gelatis. There are some people who like both kinds equally (bisexuals), there are some who don't mind having both kinds for a while but mostly they stick to one kind (experimental heteros), and...
There are people who are lactose intolerant, right? So they can't really have ice cream so much as gelatis. There are some people who like both kinds equally (bisexuals), there are some who don't mind having both kinds for a while but mostly they stick to one kind (experimental heteros), and...
I have 35 mozzie bites.
(via ciaolisa)
Did you bring aerogard to fobland?
Anonymous asked: why do you break peoples' hearts?
Anonymous asked: What the hell is the ice-cream theory
The ice-cream theory is killing me.
wa-a-a-ang:
iam-mai:
No correlation to relationships. None whatsoever.
WHAT?!?!?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!!?!1
you break my heart.
Eddie said something about me being his takehome tub of ice-cream. Or something about buying refill ice-cream cos I was his flavour of ice-cream. I groaned and continued walking.
I'm finally back from Vietnam!
(via ciaolisa)
Yayyy! Welcome back dearest <33
The ice-cream theory is killing me.
No correlation to relationships. None whatsoever.
Long overdue but thank you for following!
te-quiero, aimcaboy, piggle, jennaye, janleejanlee, cianjg, miiinnnaaa, vingtdeux
<333333333
I need to figure out how to use my phone...
Because I’m failing spectacularly in public :(
This made my night
J: Mai oh my gosh akhfkjasfhasfjasfh you look like such an angel in this photo
M: hahah are you sure it's me? You might not remember what i look like anymore
J: yup its your photo and you aren't tagged
M: hahahaha
J: wow I still cant get over it you look more angelic than [insert name] does sometimes. That's really saying something isnt it =]
@em-pe
em-pe:
iam-mai:
Seeing as you upload many pictures of random but very nice interior decor and outdoor house stuff, I think you should come with me when I go buy stuff to decorate my new house when it’s built :D
IKEA IKEA IKEA? :D
I really wanna go Adriatic cos that’s the place where those rich people don’t want me to go to :D
What is the most manageable, cost efficient and...
I want to get a pet. Must be cute, and not be a goldfish or any water related animals unless you’re suggesting dolphin :D
Reblog this so people know who you are:
em-pe:
waitingforyoursmile:
namm:mformary:serenesolitude:ceekzzz:saranghaeyo-:c-c-confuscius:
Name: Mai Tumblr Name: iam-mai Nickname: Maipies, Mai so fly, Mai. Birthday: June 3rd Age: 18 Location: Melbourne, Australia. High School: MacRobertson Girls’ High School [but now a uni student? :)] Current School/Job: As above :D Status: Single… Random fact about you: I wear glasses slash...
@em-pe
Seeing as you upload many pictures of random but very nice interior decor and outdoor house stuff, I think you should come with me when I go buy stuff to decorate my new house when it’s built :D
Charles. We're like this (yn)
*i went to the bathroom *and heard the message spam *like soooo many times *and was like wtf *then realised.. *oh it must be mai…. *=P
I kind of want to play Call of Duty. See what all...
(via em-pe)
COD is awesome. That is all.
Melbourne University.
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MI-GORENG is my name.
Alex: Why is your name Meghan not Megan?
M: Because my Viet name has "han" in it so MegHAN.
Alex: Oh, is your Viet name Mi-han? Actually, your name should be Mi-Goreng. I think you would get a boyfriend in two minutes.
O Brother
Mai: A ream of paper is 5 bucks!
Meghan: Just steal a ream from school
